its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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