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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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