Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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