Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
one might say we're banned from that church
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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