This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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