how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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