North Korea, Best Korea!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So vagazzling was a success
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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