Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The air was thick with penises
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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