come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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