chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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