you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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