You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
this is an emotional support booty call
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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