Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's shark week go big or go home
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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