Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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