Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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