he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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