i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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