Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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