But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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