no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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