The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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