i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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