FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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