ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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