yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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