she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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