no. you can't hotbox the world.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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