when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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