Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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