so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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