think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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