two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
jump out the window naked night went bad
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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