would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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