Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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