i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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