Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I've blown a few things in my day
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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