A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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