how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i came on her dog
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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