oh god the rape fog is back!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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