so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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