is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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