you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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