Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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