how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
