spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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