I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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