Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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