Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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