is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
