wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
