Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Boobs speak an international language.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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