is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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