Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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