apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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